Lower Swell 2009

This year Toodles took the plunge and booked the 2009 GOM rally to a secluded porn palace in Gloucestershire. The criteria applied when he selected this venue is unclear however, rumour has it that the ghost of a murdered 21 year old school mistress has been seen haunting the bathroom of this old school house.

Attendees are:

  • Tel (and his amazing pants) Palmer
  • Phil ("you gonna leave that or can I have it?") Coventry
  • Richard (I may work in HR, but at least I am not a banker) Cockerton
  • Mike (Sheik) Shaw
  • Danny (the Ray Charles) McCormack
  • Jim (with the head of Everest) Tavendale

This years dropouts are:

  • Lee (shandy pants) Hazlewood - Some pathetic excuse about getting married the following weekend or something.
  • Colin (with the ear hair of a stoat) Stroud