The GOMs Travel Records
The Grumpy Olde Mens brotherhood all started around the turn of the Millenium when two utterly irresponsible managers, decided that some team building was required and decided to take their underlings off to the Berry Head in Brixham for a few days each year, all expenses paid, to network and tree-hug.
However through a rapid evolutionary process that even Charles Darwin would have found astonishing, this has grown into a nation of repressed citizens.
The GOMs wander helpless, seeking a homeland for their repressed people, demanding nothing more than an island with drinking water, electricity, gas and internet access (a pub, shop and public swimming pool would also be nice)
To date, the GOMs do nothing more than hold an annual rally, where the GOM parliament sits in a suitable inn, awaiting a time when GOMland shall be born...